the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
my demons have been gaining a lot of weight. i think it’s time for some exorcise
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.