if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat