"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING
if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look