*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
- Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
- Me: is it gif or jif
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
- Me: do you like rough sex
- Them: yeah lip biting is great
- Me: no you don't understand