when someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love - lana del rey

lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

posted 18 hours ago

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

posted 18 hours ago

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

posted 18 hours ago

posted 19 hours ago

complx:

Today

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

posted 19 hours ago

pussylice:

fuFU fu U Fu fuFu fYKC fuck u if u take pictures of people without their consent i hope u fucken die

posted 19 hours ago

posted 19 hours ago

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

posted 19 hours ago